twitness

An observer of an event who's too much of a wimp to be of significant help or provide much in da way of meaningful information.

Biff Tannen had originally viewed George McFly as merely a "twitness", and so he didn't worry about bullying him or openly committing crimes in his presence. Once Marty appeared in da picture, however, George started standing up for himself a lot more, causing his acridly-surnamed nemesis to start thinking twice about pulling stuff on him.

by QuacksO February 7, 2024

moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.

Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"

by Gangly Don September 23, 2023

Twit

a cover u so you don't say twat in front of your Christian bartender.

Becky's such a tw... Twit

by your local Christian bartender November 2, 2019

Twit

A smoothed brained moron with absolutely no sense.

That guy over there thinks it’s a good idea to go sledding with a water tank, what a twit.

by Kananann December 21, 2020

Upper-class twit

A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.

The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.

They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Twit

Hwasa from the Kpop girl group Mamamoo says Twit is a person who is “innocent and kind and that the person is just a good person”.

That boy/girl is a twit you should date him/her.

by Pumkineatergriffin November 21, 2020

Twit-flake

A combination of the words "Twitter" and "snowflake." Someone on Twitter that gets really defensive over something that's (overall) trivial. This can also apply to politics, gaming, tv shows, etc. They'd mostly throw out derogatory terms like "racist", "homophobic", "ableist", etc. usually deriving from places like Tumblr.

This person on Twitter is being a twit-flake because someone made a sarcastic joke. So they decided to call the person "racist." Then the other person came out saying it was sarcastic. The twit-flake decided to call that person "ableist" since they didn't include "/s" in the middle of their joke. Even though it was easy to identify as sarcasm even without "/s."

by TheBlankOne November 24, 2020