An observer of an event who's too much of a wimp to be of significant help or provide much in da way of meaningful information.
Biff Tannen had originally viewed George McFly as merely a "twitness", and so he didn't worry about bullying him or openly committing crimes in his presence. Once Marty appeared in da picture, however, George started standing up for himself a lot more, causing his acridly-surnamed nemesis to start thinking twice about pulling stuff on him.
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by Gangly Don September 23, 2023
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Jordan: Hey Kyrsten, why don't you go hang out with that 70 year old you like so much?
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!
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Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
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