Twit-back

When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.

My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’

A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”

Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”

by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009

twit

Another word for twat, used in mostly British and Irish context. it's the British word for "bitch" and "motherfucker", so next time you hop on discord or skype or whatever just call your friend a "twit"

Guy 1: I just found robbie's OF
Guy 2: Wow! what a twit!

by BobbyButBetter May 15, 2022

Twit

Someone who makes many mistakes and is quite foolish

Fiona: is this really necessary?
Makeup artist: this is very necessary Fiona

Shrek: I'm shrek you twit

by Imshrekyoutwit April 20, 2019

Twit

A pregnant gold fish.

Them: You are such a twit!

You: Excuse me!? I am not a pregnant gold fish

by Sad and sassy February 10, 2019

twit

what robbie is

wow! robbie is a fucking twit!

by BobbyButBetter May 15, 2022

twit

Short for ,
That's what I was/am Thinking
Usually uttered when you realize that you and the person/s you are talking/hanging out with have the exact same thought, at the same time.

T....I'm hungry...lets get some dinner
L.....Dude, thats what I was thinking
T & L Twit! thats what I was thinking

by teenyj July 7, 2008

fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018