twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.

Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.

by Pinnacle Music October 1, 2009

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twits

notifications on twitter

Nan: I've got 10 twits & i dunno how to get rid of them
Granddaughter: ten what?
Nan: 10 twits honey, get with the times smh

by datebayo June 26, 2019

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Twit

a cover u so you don't say twat in front of your Christian bartender.

Becky's such a tw... Twit

by your local Christian bartender November 2, 2019

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twit

Short for ,
That's what I was/am Thinking
Usually uttered when you realize that you and the person/s you are talking/hanging out with have the exact same thought, at the same time.

T....I'm hungry...lets get some dinner
L.....Dude, thats what I was thinking
T & L Twit! thats what I was thinking

by teenyj July 7, 2008

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fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018

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