twits

notifications on twitter

Nan: I've got 10 twits & i dunno how to get rid of them
Granddaughter: ten what?
Nan: 10 twits honey, get with the times smh

by datebayo June 26, 2019

gender twit

When a person wants every word with MAN in it removed from the English language, Spanish language conjugations and all written history.

So now the gender twits want to change sign language because it's to MAN skewed!

by rockNrollTUFFguy May 8, 2018

Twit

A mentally deficient individual. One who lacks outward perception or awareness of self. Often immature or even silly.

We observed Samuel drinking beer and acting like a stupid twit !!

by Davvis3 November 16, 2023

Twit-back

When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.

My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’

A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”

Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”

by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009

Twit That!

Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.

Person A "Humus is the savoury spread of the middle classes"
Person B "Twit That!"

by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 23, 2010

Twit storm

Using Twitter to vent, rage, rant; throw a hissy fit, go on a shit storm.

You got to see the Twit storm this guy throwing here.

by romeck December 1, 2019

twit

An individual who taunts others for doing something they have to do, when it's the taunter's fault they even had to do it to begin with.

Jordan: Hey Kyrsten, why don't you go hang out with that 70 year old you like so much?
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!

by SickOTheSickos March 1, 2020