Twit

Someone who shitposts on twitter.

That guys a hard boiled industrial twit.

by Choda beanflipper August 14, 2018

Twit

A pregnant gold fish.

Them: You are such a twit!

You: Excuse me!? I am not a pregnant gold fish

by Sad and sassy February 10, 2019

fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018

twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.

Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.

by itsyaboyjackhere June 7, 2018

twit-twat kit-kat

a kit-kat made for a twit, a twat and a twit-twat

person 1: hey, want a twit-twat kit-kat?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: a kit-kat made for people like you.

by garlicisepik February 12, 2023

twitness

An observer of an event who's too much of a wimp to be of significant help or provide much in da way of meaningful information.

Biff Tannen had originally viewed George McFly as merely a "twitness", and so he didn't worry about bullying him or openly committing crimes in his presence. Once Marty appeared in da picture, however, George started standing up for himself a lot more, causing his acridly-surnamed nemesis to start thinking twice about pulling stuff on him.

by QuacksO February 7, 2024

ninny twit

a blow hard whose pseudo knowledge on a subject leads to moronic rants

Your shallow knowledge of football coupled with your emotional assessment of your team’s performance is that of a ninny twit

by oldvelvet1943 November 5, 2023