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twinkie :Noun

stick thin member of the female sex characterized by their hugely back combed hair, ugg boots and unbelievably skinny jeans.
usually accompanied by a checked shirt or over sized hooded top,.
hollister track bottoms are also a favourite item of clothing.
usually stalked by pubescent canterbury wearing males.
unable to string entire sentences together or move facial features in a natural manner.
often sighted in groups of 2 and 3 usually shopping.
constant maintainence and hair grooming.
"twinkie :Noun"

that shopping mall was over run by groups of twinkies this morning.!

that twinkies hair seems to be getting bigger the more she grooms it.
by harybo kid February 19, 2010
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Twinkie Express

The act of pinning one down and dragging your sack across there face while eating a twinkie.
Guy 1: 'That guy is really annoying.'
Guy 2: 'Why don't you give him the ole twinkie express.'
by schmookerdingle February 5, 2017
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twinkie sinker

A typical American’s large pie hole usually filled with packaged pastries when not gabbing
Gregg: “Thank goodness Hillary shut up.”
Justin: “I know, that Twinkie sinker never stops moving.”
by rocket6 December 8, 2019
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Twinkie tumbler

a twinkie tumbler is a lonely desperate man, with no standards, who will penetrate up to a half ton of fat attached to a vagina with his cream filled twinkie.
by Spartn March 25, 2010
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Twinkie Hole

1. The hole on the bottom of a twinkie where the cream filling goes in.

2. What a girls ass looks like when you cum in it
by skipunk August 25, 2004
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Cajun Twinkie

Lickin' muff when Aunt Flo's in town.
I was surprised she didn't tell me about bad timing, but I'm always down for giving the ladies a Cajun Twinkie.
by Nutcracker Kate January 26, 2011
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Pearl Twinkie

When one man ejaculates onto another man's penis.
Ben pulled out jizzed all over Roger's massive cock. Roger thanked Ben for the pearl twinkie.
by Reedus March 19, 2010
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