Trojan war

When two men put on trojan condoms and have a sword fight with each other

Last night I watched Jim and Andy having a trojan war

by Longstringyhair January 23, 2022

Trojan Whore

When the opps send in someone to seduce you under false pretenses. The real objective is to unlock a locked door to allow the enemy in.

We can't get in. Send in the Trojan Whore.

by Pseuso August 19, 2024

The Trojan Horse

A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)

Hey bob can I have your drink The Trojan Horse for my friend over here, they need a good time!

by anonymous January 20, 2023

trojan balls

The act of showing your ball sack to someone using deceptive means.

Dude, I can't hang out with Matt anymore. He keeps pulling Trojan balls on me. His sack is so gross!! Ballbs To You Kanye West

by Thesamwich May 28, 2016

Trojan

AMERICA'S THINNEST

Man, these Trojan condoms feel great

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022

Discord Trojan Paradox

A paradox in which a discord server appears to be nice and friendly from the outside/when you just get in, but after being there long enough you start seeing a lot of toxicity/people showing their true faces and whatnot. This usually happens on bigger “wholesome” servers which then turn pretty ugly at a random time.

Bruh, this one server used to be so nice what the fuck happened
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox

by Keklord Supreme August 11, 2022

Trojan Compliment

A Trojan Compliment is a nice looking compliment on the surface but whose only aim is to manipulate you.

It's more insidious than a back-handed compliment in the way that you don't really realize it's a critic.

The Trojan Complimenter then waits for you to confess it's not as it looks, or he will "realize" it's not as he thought and pretend to be disappointed and use it to get more concessions from you.

Car Buyer: "wow man, not a single scratch I love how you kept this car so perfect, I like that"
Car Seller: "well, thanks, there's just one small scratch over here.. "

Car Buyer: (sad face) "Oh, I see... It is a bit visible. Well, tell you what, let's 1k off the price and I'll take it anyway.

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Joe: "How did you learn those that Trojan Compliment technique man"

Me: "ThePowerMoves.com man, it's wicked"

by Mandrake99 June 12, 2017