trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.

John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.

by Timstauder January 2, 2017

Fuck A Trojan

A school full of pussies and hicks who think having money is a personality trait. Also their mascot is a Trojan because they always burst

under pressure.

O... you go to Petaluma High... Fuck A Trojan

by Uffrggugghu February 29, 2020

Trojan horse

Someone who plays all sides by jumping ship with the Republicans and backing the Democrats when its convienient. Someone who backs the side that seems to be gaining more popularity over party, country, or anything else, since that is the side that will keep them in power, and everyone else fucked.

The trojan horse seemed like a gift to the other side.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020

Trojaned

Being trojaned is where you think your pretty sober and then you wake up the next day to all of your friends telling you you have done dumb shit.

'I have no idea what I done last night man, I was trojaned'

by Jack_in_a_box May 17, 2012

The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.

Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!

by rarussell93 July 25, 2011

Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.

Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!

by Bojojo109 August 23, 2011

Trojan faith

Punic faith; treachery.

He was hanged for his Trojan faith.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011