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Trojaned

Being trojaned is where you think your pretty sober and then you wake up the next day to all of your friends telling you you have done dumb shit.
'I have no idea what I done last night man, I was trojaned'
by Jack_in_a_box May 17, 2012
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The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
by rarussell93 July 25, 2011
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Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.
Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!
by Bojojo109 August 23, 2011
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Trojan faith

He was hanged for his Trojan faith.
by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
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Trojan Pussy

"Mate, that 'chicks' got a trojan pussy and you know it"
by Hotrodjack99 December 4, 2018
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Trojan Pussy

Slang for when a male pretends to be and dresses as a girl, aka a "trap"
I think my "girlfriend" has a trojan pussy, but i'm not sure.
by Blabber_Mouth December 4, 2018
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Trojan Horse

A man ejaculates inside a condom, flips it inside out, and then fucks a girl, inducing pregnancy.
Dana is rich as fuck. I'm about to Trojan Horse her.
by NutInBae September 3, 2017
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