Tourette Syndrome

America's latest example of a double negative, along with Islam.
We can all laugh at HIV, AIDS, cancer, and a legion of other STDs and mental disorders, but - God forbid - we can't ever get away with making fun of some kid saying "FUCKING ASS LICKER" 20 times in twelve minutes.

That's Tourette Syndrome for ya.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e October 18, 2008
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Mili-tourette

A condition that is similar to Tourette's, but arises from begin in the military and causes one to curse at the most inopportune times.
Wow, Joe has a bad case of Mili-tourette's....he must have dropped ten f-bombs when he was toasting the groom!!!
by Deepthoughts June 17, 2010
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TikTok Tourettes

A voluntary movement disorder afflicting young girls worldwide that causes repetitive, seemingly uncontrollable upper body twitching upon entering a room. May resemble choreographed dancing to an untrained eye, but such motor tics are purposeless, usually nonrhythmic and always annoying.
What’s wrong with that girl in grocery aisle #4?

“Oh she just has TikTok Tourettes Syndrome. She’s fine.”
by Dot_Connector November 22, 2020
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Keyboard Touretts

When you're in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever.
Lars: "I competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!"

Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"
by Dj Larry Hoover September 05, 2014
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Print Tourettes

A designer with print tourettes cannot help but insert a vulgar or derogatory word or phrase into a piece of print artwork after the final proof has been signed off by the client and then sending it to be printed.
"cuntsulting" instead of "consulting", "cuntstomers" instead of "customers" and just typing the word "cunt" are all examples of Print Tourettes.
by the master print designer June 17, 2010
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Tourette's filter

The part of the brain that stops you having career limiting outbursts of great truth and reality at work
He was talking crap but my tourette's filter kicked in so I said nothing

Fred's tourette's filter failed and he told his boss what he thought, now he's fired
by jfd100 December 21, 2013
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Tourette's Thumb

A condition, found in some video game players, where one's thumb performs an action within the confines of a video game that is not only inexplicable but results in mildly hilarious mistakes leading to a failure of a mission or objective.
"Why did you shoot me instead of the flag carrier?"
"I have Tourette's Thumb, man, leave me alone!"
by RavingArmy February 09, 2010
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