brian torres

The sweetest, funniest, hottest, person EVER. And he has a girlfriend named IDALIS SOTO. He is also:
- caring
- a funny asshole

- AND PERFECT!

"Hey is that Brian Torres?"

"That perfect person? Oh yea!"

by His girlfriendd Laly December 16, 2013

Terris

Derives from the name 'Terry'. Is a stellar athlete and goal driven. Will not let anything stop him from reaching his goals. Ladies love him, but only lucky ladies get him. His presence lights up a room, and your lucky to even get him to acknowledge your presence. He is above us all.

Terris is fine, i would like to rush that! I swear i see an ora around him.

by The Great One under the great one April 25, 2005

tourista

Diarrhea / Stomach sick from eating the wrong thing while in other countries. (Being a tourist)

If I were you, I wouldn't eat that stuff, you might get the tourista.

by Peter Cyr April 15, 2007

terrist

A term used by unintelligent folks whose vindictive nature leads to inane actions such as spray-painting misspellings of the word "terrorist" on others' property.

That couple in California was supposedly harboring terrists, but I guess Fox News was wrong.

by TheJay September 18, 2005

tourist

Ussually a bunch of old people who come to your town from a different town and always cross the street at bad times and make people get into accidents. They buy worthless merchindise that has something to do with where they are.

Dam Tourists get out of the way!

by sam channy April 23, 2005

terrishiavo

getting a woman stoned and then having sex with her so vigously that she can't speak or eat afterwards

When we got back to her place I terrischivoed her ass.

by j-dawg G March 28, 2005

american tourist

Most of these people are fucking pussies. Although I am an American, I stand firm on that opinion. Most of the little shit American tourists go around in other nations, mostly Europe, doing any, if not all of the following:
a) Wearing a Canadian flag on their backpack/shirts
b) Pretending they're used to driving on the left
c) Watching a soccer (football) match and pretending they know what the fuck is going on and/or acting like they give a shit about what is happening on the field
d) Trying to use an English accent, but doing an Austrailian one instead. Dumb asses.
e) They're too busy thinking they'll be deemed an asshole or some bull shit like that instead of not giving a fuck and enjoying their vacation.
f) Say "mate" "wanker" "lad" "chap"
g) Pretend like they know what the difference is between Tony Blair and the Queen.

I personally have nothing against European views on anything above.

Who turned the tide in WWII? America. Where did most every day life inventions come from? Americans. Where was Lance Armstrong, one of the greatest motivational men in history, come from? America. Who first landed on the moon? An American. What kind of tourists are the biggest pussies? Americans.

American tourists piss me off. When I go to Europe, I wear shirts that say "C-O-L-O-R" with pride.

by Mr. Gzella December 12, 2006