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Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.
Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.
by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020
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Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

Farting caused by laughing

Also known as a cackle crackle

Hoot - laugh

Toot - fart

This word was created and approved by a dad and his school aged boys due to a void in the English language to describe this specific farting scenario.

You’re welcome.
That’s so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!
by C Swift September 14, 2020
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Willy toot

A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.
I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.
by Charles Thickens November 20, 2022
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hot toots

You know when you have a toot, and it just kind of feels hot coming out? That is a hot toot. No poop comes out, it is just a hot toot.
George had a lot of hot toots last night after eating too much Taco Bell
by Kira’s Husband November 21, 2022
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Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.
He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots
by Candystiis May 31, 2022
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jizz toot

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts thus making a jizz toot.
Bro you wont believe it, she jizz tooted last night.
by anonymous February 10, 2023
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Toots magoots

I'm gonna go back to seattle tonight....see you next weekend?

Toots Magoots!
by mirathai February 12, 2012
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