Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
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Farting caused by laughing
Also known as a cackle crackle
Hoot - laugh
Toot - fart
This word was created and approved by a dad and his school aged boys due to a void in the English language to describe this specific farting scenario.
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Farting caused by laughing
Also known as a cackle crackle
Hoot - laugh
Toot - fart
This word was created and approved by a dad and his school aged boys due to a void in the English language to describe this specific farting scenario.
You’re welcome.
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I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.
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