Toy wife

A wife that is a fraction of the size of the husband. Much like a toy dog but human.

Tom loves his new toy wife. She travels light, eats small amounts and does not take up all of the bed. Plus he says he spin her in bed.

by Dudetime July 6, 2011

toy

something that is crap or shit ... used by coasties in OZ

that was so toy... next time get da good shit

by $$$$$$$ May 13, 2005

Derelict Toys

A well known longform improvisational and performance troupe based out of Orlando, Florida.

other definitions, and like uses of the name, are made out of pure jealousy.

"Did you see the Derelict Toys last show?"

by anon-e-muss September 25, 2006

Tinker Toy

Nickname given to the Temco TT-1 Pinto, A jet-powered training aircraft that served the U.S. Navy and Air Force for a very short time during the 1950s. Modified versions of this aircraft with a larger engine and expanded fuel capacity in civilian hands, however are prized possesions and considered the ultimate aerial sports car.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

sex toy

random sometimes neon-colored gadgets that make any form of sense a little more interesting

by etchasketch October 21, 2003

boy toy

Boy Toy is usually a much younger man (lover) of an older woman.

40 yr old woman to friend: I know my lover is only 24, but he's so Hot!
friend: Yea, boy toys are hot lovers.

by eb1radtech June 2, 2005

Toy Cops

A slang term for police or it can be desribed as a security officer.

Rodney; I got my ass kicked by some toy cops in L.A. and I sued their ass in 1992

The toy cops in L.A is nothing joke about. I got a second beating from them in 2002 and I deserved it

Rodney King

by Saints June 23, 2004