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A wife that is a fraction of the size of the husband. Much like a toy dog but human.
Tom loves his new toy wife. She travels light, eats small amounts and does not take up all of the bed. Plus he says he spin her in bed.
by Dudetime July 05, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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