Wine mom

Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.

'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'

by anonymous December 15, 2022

Wine Roulette

The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017

Sangria Wine

When a female pleasures herself by putting a fruit inside her vagina while on her period.

-"What's the weirdest way you've masturbated yourself?"
-"I once did the Sangria Wine."
-"Yeah, that's pretty weird..."

by ptfxix October 8, 2018

Wine Gut

When someone be drinking wine on the daily

“Damn Tina has such a wine gut, better hold off on the sweet red”

by That guy Mr. boi October 27, 2019

Wine and Shine

The act of a housewife or a girlfriend who gets motivated to clean either dishes, laundry or other household items etc. after several glasses of wine

Looks like mom has had a couple glasses of Merlot tonight; she is on her wine and shine routine!

by BilLektro November 16, 2016

Wine Tourista

A Wine Enthusiast who loves wine and tours various Wine Destinations to explore, taste, sample, enjoy and experience wines from different countries and appellations.

I just explored Napa and Sonoma California as a Wine Tourista for 5 days.

by mrlite December 25, 2010

Wine Mommy

A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.

My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy

by BobWillis69 May 18, 2020