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walker ivy

A complete pussy. He is an extreme lightweight in more ways than one. He masturbates constantly, but he pulls bad bitches.
Dude that John guy is a total Walker Ivy. He is always masturbating, and he is the worst at Fantasy Football
by fat stacks22 November 23, 2014
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Carpet Walker

A derogatory term used for office workers that work in a production or warehouse environment. This includes engineers, sales people and any sort of middle management who spend most of the day on the computer. They are typically detached from the production/shipping process, lack knowledge of the time needed to complete projects and are notorious for making promises to customers that they don't have to keep.

The term comes from the floor they spend most of their time on, usually being a carpeted office as apposed to the cold, hard concrete of the warehouse floor.
Freight: "The new sales guy keeps asking me to ship things out today"
Manager: "We've specifically told him 3-5 days for shipping"
Freight: "Yeah he's a carpet walker, always making promises he doesn't have to keep"
Manager: "He's going to get fired"
by Life_indk June 16, 2021
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Dog Walker

A person you hire to watch your dog while your away, but instead blows a dude on your couch directly in front of the nanny can. Say Cheeeeeess.
The nanny cam filmed my “dog walker” blowing her bare assed boyfriend on the couch
by ATra1n January 16, 2019
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Murray Walker

Legendary British Formula One commentator. Active from 1978 to 2001, he narrated several stars of the sport, including Niki Lauda, Nelson Piquet, Alain Prost, Ayrton Senna, Nigel Mansell, Michael Schumacher, Damon Hill and Mika Hakkinen.
"1 light, 2 lights, 3 lights, 4 lights, 5 lights... AND IT'S GO GO GO GO!" famous narration from Murray Walker
by Ricciardo3f1 April 30, 2020
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wade walker

by wats goin on m8 April 19, 2017
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Jasmine Walker

Jasmine Walker, Williams chick and girlfriend. Jasmine and William was a perfect couple.
Jasmine Walker and William Thiha fell on top of each other when they were walking.
by Mr_M1ng0 May 25, 2023
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Hood Walker

Often refers to someone who lives in the ghetto or lurks in neighborhoods. Can also be defined as someone who walks around in a hoodie. Can be used as a slang term for an African American.
Tim:Have you seen Marcus?

Cody:No, why?

Tim:I heard some guy call him a hood walker and wanted to meet up in his own hood.
by Hood Walker + November 28, 2016
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