When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.
Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?
John: I'm a virgin.
Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!
John: I'm a virgin.
Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!
by BIGCOCKY123 July 07, 2011
by marble_player February 25, 2011
Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.
"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"
by TessiixX January 12, 2010
The bathroom at the bar, 1 Under Bar and Grill in Livonia, MI. The bar has two urinals but with no blockade for a penis to be shown to the man next to you. Plus, the penis can be seen while another man washes his hands in the mirror. All in all, the penis is exposed for all the men to see in the urinal, thus making the owner a complete faggot.
Yo dude, you going to the weiner mirror to piss? Oh man, make sure you wait for the stall!
The faggot that owns this bar must enjoy looking at cock! How can I tell? Go to the Wiener mirror!
The faggot that owns this bar must enjoy looking at cock! How can I tell? Go to the Wiener mirror!
by Griftah February 17, 2010
A classic Tuscan dish prepared with only the finest of weiners taken from local towns and then smoked repeatedly under the care of vestigal virgins for up to thirty days. The weiners are then roasted in vat of far away spices untill desired tenderness is reached. Upon the achievement of optimal juiciness the wiener is then stuffed with some fromunda cheese and wrapped in a puff pastry. The weiner delight can be taken orally, vaginally, or anally, depending on the recipients pleasure.
Father: Honey what smells so good?
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib
by gimmeweindelight May 05, 2010
by BenjiR2005 January 26, 2009
It as a game played among friends where you lightly tap your friends weiner, and shout: "Weiner Tag". This is imortant that you do it anywhere/everywhere. And shout it loud enough for strangers to hear.
by Bibby June 18, 2006