shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.

Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.

by Number15footlettuce June 30, 2018

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 21, 2017

Floor Shrimp

Cockroaches

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.

by OldManCyclist October 07, 2016

shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.

by MyNameIsForrest-ForrestGump March 08, 2018

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 09, 2010

Jungle Shrimp

Jungle Shrimp is another name for an extremely hairy penis.

I tried to give Johnny a blowie but he pulled down his pants and he had a total jungle shrimp. The hair was longer than the peen.

by Rod Mexico April 06, 2020

Shrimp juice

Juice that comes out of shrimp

Shrimp juice is the Oozy juice that comes out of micheals jumbo shrimp

by Strawberry berry Daqueri March 10, 2021