basement mind

Absence of intelligence due to... lack of vitamin D from absence of sunlight. IE- A grown man living in his parents basement.

Yeah Carlos totally has a basement mind

by Weirdo kid July 6, 2020

mind-google

The act of remembering, in the post-Google world.

No, no, no. Let's see if we can't mind-google this one.

by BFSduo November 4, 2010

midnight mind

The moment when you are lying in bed awake thinking about everything that is going , has gone or could go wrong.

"I wish I could sleep but I spent all night with my midnight mind. " -Anon

by BarelyHuman January 20, 2018

mind honey

DON'T DRINK THE MIND HONEY

JUST DON'T FUCKING DRINK THE MIND HONEY GAMZEE

by KarkittyVantastic April 28, 2016

Mind Whore

Some one who is always thinking sex or mentally screwing someone

Guy 1: Bro, did you just see that hot girl walk by? guy 2: yea, i just lost my mental virginity to her. guy 1: Don't be such a mind whore dude.

by HeyHeyy its that guy January 1, 2012

Mind Stroke

Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.

Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday

Friend 2: was it epic

Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke

by blinddolphin April 8, 2011

Mind Meat

When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.

1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard

2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?

1:...yup

by SIMPLYrome8754 March 11, 2010