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spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery
John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.
by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022
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It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS
“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025
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fappin yer thug till it smell

get out of the bathroom and stop fappin yer thug till it smell
by mcree007 July 12, 2025
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Shook him till his nuts fell off

Relentlessly nagged someone to the extent they get what they want, but the outcome is worse than they hoped. Shaking a nut tree too vigorously will release good nuts along with nuts that are not ready to harvest. The relationship becomes damaged as the nut tree can also be.
Anna wanted Dave to buy her a new phone. Dave knew that a new model would be coming out soon, but Anna would not wait. She pestered him relentlessly. She “shook him till his nuts fell off”.

Dave bought Anna the new phone, but the phone was not as good as the subsequent version.
by Orange Peeler August 22, 2025
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Emmet Tilling

When a white coworker lies or exaggerates about a black or poc coworker, and kills their chance of success at a job.
She went to management for that? Girl, she’s emmet tilling you….
by Carparts August 27, 2025
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Till Banging

A retail slang term describing the action of a cashier who pockets cash payments and does not put them through the till.
Larry: How did Jon afford his new beemer?

Roger: He's been till banging the convenience store for years mate!
by Barry the baptist October 22, 2025
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Tilling

When a girl makes her pussy squirt while masturbaiting and collects the secretions in order to freeze it and make a Tildo so when she uses it as it slowly melts she gets extra wet. Once it builds up to the preferred size it is used to peg her mans so that he can feel what it’s like to have a wet puh.
OMG Emmett I’m about to till!!! EMMETT IM TILLING! QUICK, grab the mold for my Tildo!
by Masterofgorp December 1, 2025
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