porceline throne

Another way to politely say you are taking a shit without alarming or offending anyone.

Hey can I call you back I’m on the porceline throne at the moment !

by Kendodoesurban November 17, 2018

Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank

I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!

by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020

dingle throne

A pompous idiot who thinks his shit don’t stink but really his ass is a nesting spot for a king sized dingle berry.

“Look at that POS I bet he has a dingle throne in his pants.”

by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 9, 2022

Cardboard Throne

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.

Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.

by AgentReaps January 25, 2023

Ivory Throne

A derivation of the "ivory tower" concept, representing an absolutist monarchical version of academic or intellectual detachment. Where the ivory tower suggests a space of privileged isolation from which scholars observe society, the ivory throne implies active domination—the exercise of intellectual authority as absolute power, the treatment of one's own expertise as royal decree, and the expectation that the unwashed masses should simply accept the pronouncements from on high. The occupant of the ivory throne doesn't just study society from a distance; they rule over knowledge itself, issuing edicts about what counts as truth, who gets to speak, and which questions are even permissible. Unlike the ivory tower dweller who might be merely out of touch, the ivory throne occupant is actively hostile to challenge, treating disagreement as insurrection and alternative perspectives as treason against reason itself.

Example: "He didn't just dismiss her field as unscientific—he spoke from the Ivory Throne, declaring entire disciplines invalid with the absolute confidence of a monarch who had forgotten anyone else existed."

by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

King's Throne

A toilet seat that is warm to the touch when you sit on it. It's as if you are the King and it was pre-warmed for you.

I went to crap at work the other day and came across a King's Throne, yuck!

by Brettuss March 14, 2013

going for the throne

This i where you are going for the ass.so practically you go for the throne with anyone and you go very hard in the paint and fuck with them heavily with out a second doubt

Omg Jared just brought that girl in his room,he’s going for the throne!

by Ohyeahbaby June 16, 2018