Drizzy's Theorem

A physics theory created by none other than DrizzyJeremiah himself. The theory states that for a person playing a Computer Game, their Luck is Inversely proportional to their Skill at the Computer Game they're playing. Although this rule only applies at constant ping.

"Damn, I didn't get that sick skin from that CS:GO Loot box"
"DW fam, remember Drizzy's Theorem? It just means you're good at CS"
"True, but I don't think my ping's constant my guy"

by DrizzyJeremiah January 19, 2018

Ogilvie's Theorem

A theorem concocted in 2021 by notable cultural historian Brian W. Ogilvie, claiming that '30 - 5 + 1 = 24'. Widely ridiculed on websites such as Twitter and Tumblr for being so notoriously incorrect. The post has since been deleted.

Damn, did you see John in class today?
Yeah, he aced that section on Ogilvie's Theorem!

by HandyAndyOgilvie June 11, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

last one there is a penis pump

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

therealhuy

the best person anyone can ever get to know. always there to solve problems and give advice, legit and promising. this person always smiles, and is optimistic about the world and the things that happen in it. a grateful person who praises what god has given him, and all round up person. a total keeper.

synonyms: chicken, hoe, desktop, stickam addict, legit hooker, souljah boi fan, asian, therealhuy

antonym: cutie pie, old grandma, chicken noodle soup,

by Fiona Lam October 16, 2008

bayes' theorem

A theorem that states allows you to find the probability of the condition of an event given that the event occurred. Can also be used whenever there is a hard math or physics problem.

Marty: This is a very hard geomapping problem
Timmy: Use Bayes' Theorem
Marty: wait why
Timmy: Baycause it is Bayes' Theorem

by AlbertiBass October 4, 2019

Toshing it out there

the act of warning people aroung you are about to insult them or say something racist.

"Just Toshing it out there, but black people from other countries are not really black people."

"Hey Sierra, just Toshing it out there that you look like a dirty slut today."

by tco11ins November 12, 2011