Tage Thompson

Tage Thompson is an ice hockey centre for the Buffalo Sabres. He singlehandedly brought the team out of the bottom of the barrel in the NHL with 21 goals in the last 35 games. He is the best player on the Sabres currently give him the C already! Ryan O'Reilly has NOTHING on this guy. Tage The Rage Thompson is the next NHL Superstar. He has a younger brother named Tyce who plays for the Binghamton Devils of the AHL (NJ Devils minor team).

Nicknames: T.N.T., Tage The Rage Thompson

Dan Dunleavy: "HE SCOOOOOORES! T.N.T! TAGE THOMPSON! And the Sabres tie it at three!"
Rob Ray: "Man! What an unbelievable goal by Tage Thompson. Just a little curl and drag, gets behind the defenseman, tees it up, backhands it top shelf. No one else can do it like him!"

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

Klay Thompson

Before he started playing basketball, he was a dork next door to somebody up in Oregon.

Oh, that's just Klay Thompson, have you ever heard a softer nickname for two dudes then the Splash Brothers?

by Snowboy Jr. April 21, 2023

Dominic Thompson

One that cannot spend more than a minute speaking to his friends, so to avoid this social confrontation he seeks his girlfriend to disclose his abysmal jokes to

Harry: come join vc some time
Dom: i cant cus my pc broke
Harry: you've got to be Dominic Thompsoning me right now

by Commander_Queef June 8, 2023

fat Andy Thompson

a fat kid who thinks hes cool but hes just gay

there is fat andy thompson the kid who thinks hes cool but hes just gay we should beat him up

by bellaadamarehot May 15, 2020

Jada Frazier-Thompson

A girl who everyone knows

Have you seen Jada Frazier-Thompson

by 0hyperfix0 February 22, 2022

xyra shnequa double-barrel Thompson

she’s like so totally leggerz, she boyfriend is in prison rn for grand theft auto but that does stop her seen him and having a cheek shag behind the vending machines. she 1/3 of the ket heads and madly in love with braddy daddy

don’t you think xyra shnequa double-barrel Thompson name is weird and long?

it’s fine cus is being changed to xt24zz soon

by xyra Thompson October 22, 2022

The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.

The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"

by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023