slit taint

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened

Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.

by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009

jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

by Preteranimus June 2, 2010

Alpha Taint

When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.

Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.

Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint

by John Denson April 22, 2011

Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.

He kicked me right in the Face Taint.

by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011

taint

A taint is the stretch of skin found only on women between the pussy and the asshole. The term originated from the phrase "taint an asshole and taint a pussy." In contrast the skin between the scrotum and asshole on a man is referred to as the "gooch" and first known usage is a reference to Bob "the gooch" Guccione the owner/publisher of Penthouse. His employees and acquaintances couldn't quite decide if he was more of an asshole or a dick, a general consensus eventually formed that he was both and "everything in between," hence the gooch.

Q: Hey lady, do you know why the piece of skin between your vagina and anus is called a taint?

A: Because it taint a pussy, and it taint an asshole.

by Sir, Lord, And Master (SLAM) June 1, 2011

taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe

"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."

by cock turtle June 11, 2006

Taint Brush

also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.

Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?

by DavidFourFingers March 12, 2010