Land of Oz

Daycare center in New Jersey where mainly bratty kids are dumped off for 12 hours at a time and raised by high school students. Violates many laws, but somehow is still running.

Mary-What form of birth control do you use?

Sue-I go to Land of Oz once a month and it scares me into abstinance. You should try it. Works like a charm.

by Melissagoestosurfclub March 30, 2009

land anchor

A seatbelt that's been left outside a car when the driver closed the door. The metal end flaps and clunks against the side of the car. If enough belt is outside the door, the metal buckle drags along the road throwing up an occasional spark. More common occurrence in older land yachts with old school style seatbelts. Driver is typically clueless and doesn't hear it or doesn't figure out what that clunking noise was until he's parked and opens his door.

Dude! Check Grampa in theland yacht up there. His land anchor's been deployed and it's sparking like crazy.

by DangerPoodle April 25, 2008

Stoney Land

"Perpetual state of being stoned" as defined by Doobie

"Robert didn't know he was late for work, because he was in Stoney Land!!!"

by Doobie-Doo September 15, 2011

BonBon-Land

BonBonland is a theme park in denmark ( the greatest country ).

Disclaimer : many people have died there

Ima go die in BonBon-Land by getting swinged 120 kmh up in the air

by BigDaddyAlbert69 September 8, 2021

Land claming

When a person goes around with a bag collecting cans and bottles, So they can recycle them and collect the deposit on them.

Ray was sitting on a park bench drinking a beer when he noticed a homeless man land claming

by Erockerockerock October 13, 2016

Linga-Land

'England' but for the Memers of only the highest regard.

"Where are you from good Sir?"
"Linga-land old sport" .

" Oh, my apologies for disturbing your graceful presence".
"Not need".

" very well".
"good day Lord Memeington"

" Good day pesant".

by LordMemington April 26, 2019

Land Cannons

The biggest of the breasts.

"Wow, That chick has some huge land cannons!"

by Blaze Fenix November 9, 2011