Tony

Tony is ancient Icelandic used to describe people that have a certain elvish quality about them and could easily be confused with the hidden people of Iceland. Therefore tony translates as "one of the hidden people."

"Wow that guy looks like Legolas, he's definitely tony!"

by 45t45011i1j4 March 12, 2016

Tony

Referring to a situation in which you no longer have a chance. Comes from Tony Dungy, where "Dungy" is originally used in place of "done". Further creativity leads to "Tony"

Henry Nolte: "That guy just hit my girlfriend!"
Ethan Watts: "Oh hes tony for sure"

by SlowBucksSam November 22, 2019

Tony

The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”

Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.

by tatsuyaaa June 17, 2020

Tony

a dumb mother fucking bitch that can text his ex bestfriend for shit and when he do its dry ass fuck. Tony is a cunt POINT BLANK PERIOD

friend: WTF my boyfriend can text me for shit
me: oh hes a tony
friend: ONGGGG

by Imherbsfff November 16, 2019

Tony

A man who drinks a lot of alcohol and gets drunk as hell

Tony let’s get a drink . Tony : ok last drink hella lot

by Crackheadboy November 20, 2018

Tony

Tony is a don who owns the whole world including ur mom.He is the real Playboy.Not even ur boy Johnny Sins can compare to the amount of nuts he’s busted.He is sexy intelligent pimp/druglord who shits gold and eats diamonds for breakfast.Be AWARE he will kill you if you fuck with his money and girls .Last time he had the Queen of England sucking his dick because he was “bored”.

Person 1: You don’t want to fuck with me I know Big Tony

Person 2: Nooo it cannot be I am internally in debt and have to put my house on mortgage.

by L.Dotz715 March 16, 2020

Tony

Tonys are usually overweight and not very intelligent. However, don't let this stop you from befriending one! Tonys are super loyal and despite using curse words and getting mad at you at times, they will forever be by your side when you have a problem or obstacle coming your way.

Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!

Robert: Hey, isn't that Tony's 6th donut?
Me: Relax fella, Tony is a good guy, don't bully him

by Prideus April 10, 2019