Raptor Monkey

an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.

Dave: what's that disgusting animal over there?
Adam: its a raptor monkey.

by [e-mail] May 31, 2022

fent raptor

A type of dinosaur typically on fentanyl. They have specific attraction towards male genitalia.

yo dude, the fent raptor’s gonna get your dick.

by fentraptorsgonnagetyourdick August 11, 2024

Red Raptor

A Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor who was accidentally painted red cause by a design accident,somehow it come to life

Employee: We messed up something!
Other employee: On what?
Employee: A F-22 got accidentally painted red!,the others employees called him Red Raptor!

by Red F-22 Block 40 January 29, 2022

Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

she-raptor

Narcissistic female that dwells comfortably in a wide house full of amenities and still wants to murmur and brawl. Constantly plays herself and others around her as “the snake” “the porcupine” or the “no-drama lama”. Creates a Bermuda Triangle of hype and accusations vilifying peers glorifying herself as a goddes. Those who fall into the triangle have little chance of survival. Uses shame and fear based manipulation. Feeds off others ego and reaction. Only way to defeat one is with kindness. They hunt solo. Logic and reason aggravates this creature. Synonyms are jezebel, Medusa, narca, vicious, clever girl and veloci-bitch.

Linda went strait she-raptor after you told her she was wrong for calling your mom a leach.

by TameRascal SikhVONO August 18, 2022

Spider-Raptor

A name that has not been used in forever because it got replaced just like Tesla compared to Ford

Person 1: yo you remember Spider-Raptor?
Person 2: I have not heard that name in a while mate

by Some Ranomd Guy May 3, 2021

1979 Raptor incident

in 1979, an unknown aircraft had enter the American airspac.,,,, F-22s were quickly dispatched to intercept the unknown aircraft.....,,, what they saw was something they never see befor,,... it was a t-55-15 flying with what seems to be alnti gravity technolgoogo,, the craft then goes a perfect 120 degree angle upwards to dogde the aim 9 sidwinerder from the f-22,,, till this day we sdtill havnt found where the tank is hidne , who was flying it, and where it came from....,,, s

Gaijooble on their way to add the 1979 raptor incident tank as a new soviet premium tank

by nutcracker420 January 25, 2022