Neo-posing

(A combo of neo and proposing): while on drugs, commit a crime against capitalism by spouting off the the most atrocious and ridiculous conspiracy based facts, trying to solve a given problem.

Bill Gates and John Kerry are currently neo-posing their way out of the climate crisis; they want me to pay high rent and eat bugs?

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022

Binge Pose

Yoga position Michaela, Chelsea and Lady get into to watch an entire season in one day. Fruit in hand or paw recommended.

Dewd. Don’t distract Michaela, Chelsea or Lady when they are in the binge pose.

by Hornet70 July 14, 2019

baylor girl pose

a pose girls who go to baylor do to look skinny and thicc

wow did you see her post she was doing a baylor girl pose but is way to skinny for it to work.

by savvy ham November 16, 2019

Suicide Pose

A pose where someone photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable to taking ones own life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation (such as holding a gun to ones own head).

*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing that is known online as a 'suicide pose'.

by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Jou pose

When you shit your pants in south africa

Jou pose I fucking shat my pants

by Aleco Van Wyk March 19, 2021

Unholy Creature Pose

A pose made by bending your knees and moving your legs away from you while managing to not squat, putting your upper arms up so they’re straight (preferably) or high up and have your forearms go downwards. Bonus points if you cross your eyes or smile like a deranged antelope while doing so.

Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.

Jeremiah: *walking laps around the school, minding his own business*
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now

by Scratchykit August 21, 2023