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Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
mugGet the Pole Beansmug.

pole fucker

When a women masterbates with a bed pole or a type of pole instead of a dildo
That girl rides that pole like a pole fucker
by batman1998353 May 12, 2015
mugGet the pole fuckermug.

Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
mugGet the Pole Bouncingmug.

Piss pole

Urinating shrunken penis just having come from the swimming pool
I’m not putting that piss pole In my mouth! Ya gotta clean it first.
by Littlelester July 31, 2020
mugGet the Piss polemug.

Pole Roller

Person who rolls from one penis to another.
by Bethel_Glad June 20, 2010
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Barber Poling

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.
When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.
by kobalt9 April 24, 2009
mugGet the Barber Polingmug.

poles itchin

basically when you are itchin to use your pole
"the opps are instigating, get me my strap rn asf"

"ong, poles itchin" -ian kim
by kevuhh May 12, 2022
mugGet the poles itchinmug.

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