The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.
by Boomer3we May 27, 2016
Get the hoetem polemug. When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
Get the Pole Beansmug. The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
Get the Pole Bouncingmug. by Littlelester July 31, 2020
Get the Piss polemug. similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn't date or marry, but would fuck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like fucking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transsexual individuals.
by biscuitface November 10, 2013
Get the slam polemug. by batman1998353 May 12, 2015
Get the pole fuckermug. "Hey! Check out that cute Gnotem Pole that lady had carved out of that tree trunk!"
"Yeah, sweet! The top one looks like Dopey from the Seven Dwarves!"
"Yeah, sweet! The top one looks like Dopey from the Seven Dwarves!"
by Run Girl September 11, 2009
Get the Gnotem Polemug.