Plop my dong

Playing dance dance revolution too much.

I plopped my dong, now im tired.

by Sir Jesus Christ March 22, 2005

plop

someone who is trying to use whit to make someone laugh but is being a fool instead and makes them laugh becasue of their foolishness

you are being such a plop right now!

by urban-nump June 9, 2018

Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet

I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real

by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024

plop

Plop, a retard that plays miners haven, a roblox game
also hes a shit exploiter

Yo guys, I just did a plop and got banned!

by reah_x December 15, 2019

Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz

Oh, what a relief it is! (I.e., da bowels-clearing equivalent of Alka-Seltzer.)

"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

Plop

A puddle of flesh (also known as a POF).

"Plop Is The Man Who Falls Without Bones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

plop

take shid

damn bro we bout to go smoke a shit filled doobie, hol up bro i need to take a plop

by mrstevez October 21, 2018