Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020

plague date

Dating during a pandemic that requires physical distancing and included virtual dating.

My plague date tonight is live on Zoom

by Jane Glass June 15, 2020

Bubonic plague

Something the WHO/scientists/CDC/government doesn't want anybody to freak out about until everybody is freaking out about it, which sounds familiar enough.

Theres nothing in the shipping container, it might just be a little Bubonic plague, dont worry about it. It's not dangerous.

by Solid Mantis July 6, 2020

Plague-arized

Referencing events or happenings of the black plague to make a point contextual to people's actions in current times

E.g.

The term rat-licker was 'plague-arized' to demonstrate how not wearing a mask during covid 19 is akin to licking rats during the bubonic plague.

by onionknight September 17, 2020

Plague

When you need another adjective to describe the corona virus or to name something killer/dope.

Bro that old glizzy under shaq’s car was plague, Hope it doesn’t make me sick!

by ReaRegina September 17, 2020

Hood Plague

The Hood Plague is a sinus condition contracted by students in the third or fourth week of Fall classes after the air conditioners come on in the dorms.

"Crap, I have a paper due tomorrow but I can't think because I have the damn Hood Plague"

"Can I get out of class, I've come down with Hood Plague"

by Hoodlum December 9, 2012