Pip

Pussy in presence. Having a girl in your presence.

While at a party, I had pip because there were many girls there.

by King Guido January 1, 2023

Pip Earland

He is a man who loves to fondle with monkey testicles in an arrotic mannor. He also is three feet tall and has a tiny penis who also says the catchphrase: "scot" wich you can find in someone elses dictionary you nonce. I have no job and sit here 24/7 putting up ridicoulus things because i have no life and my mother doesnt love me. Ive had enough and whoever is reading this you have 10 minutes to call the police because im going to kill myself. But by the time oyur reading this i would have alredy been gone. Goodbye cruel world ive had enough of your shit -Edwardo

Im going to kill myself with a knife to the throat - pip earland

by Deceaced August 31, 2022

Pip

A sea creature who eats humans and grass

"I am such a pip"

by MusicForNormies January 24, 2023

Pip

Someone who is either childish or is a child. This child/childlike person is obnoxious and attention seeking. They will frequently annoy people by trying to make jokes that are not funny. Only another pip will laugh at their jokes. When there are multiple pips in one area they will frequently argue with each other over nonsense. When in a grocery store they would spend all of their money on junk food and candy. They make poor life decisions and need constant monitoring because they are unpredictable and easily influenced.

"Does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
"I wish, hes a pip and I have to deal with it every day"

by shagrat5000 November 13, 2017

pip

to play or emotionally manipulate a person

didn't i pip you?

by leemack January 15, 2022

Pip

Pip is a weird person who often does very bad farts. She is very althetic and you will often find head up in the clouds. Don’t ever be her friend because she is very dead and will never know if her drink bottle is leaking

Friend: Pip. Pip. PIIIIPPPP!

Pip: la di da di da
Friend: PIP YOUR WATER BOTTLE IS LEAKING

by Small child with no pets December 12, 2020

Pip

pip is a great friend and always there with you and will stick with you till the end

they sometimes feel sad so you better give them that huggies and kissies or they'll stay mad at you for a while then give up on it, pip also doesn't like to be bored oh boy dont leave them hanging, pip usually doesn't have a gender so, you do you man. pip is also one of the rarest people you'll ever met, so if you ever met one never ever leave that chance and be friends with that amazing person.

never hurt a pip. pip definitely have a friend and they're ready to godamn eat you alive, you really don't want to hurt a pip or their friends.

Y/n: bruh I'm sad
pip: it's okay I here for you uwu

by powpowuwu March 24, 2020