daddy manager

The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or

B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).

Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.

Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.

Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!

by crudmonkey April 6, 2015

Management Hitler

Management Hitler (noun): someone with alot of charisma who takes over a project with big ambitions and plans but has literally no skill whatsoever, ends up being a total ass, and can't get anything right despite being told what to do.

Example: "fucking XX came in today and was a total management hitler, now we are pushing the development instead of giving users what they want"

by Lasz December 30, 2016

Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway

Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess

by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013

admin manager

An ASDA employee with absolutely no earthly use. A cretinous bitch suffering a vastly over inflated sense of self-importance who lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce upon, and emotionally destroy, unsuspecting junior staff.

What happened to the new bloke?
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.

by BalthazarFishwick April 13, 2017

Retail management

A dark art of being able to survive while being held responsible for issues and situations outside of your control by members of the public and by those who outrank you. Often used as the cause of and solution to all of the problems of unreasonable people. Long term exposure often leads to a lack of empathy, high tolerance to pain, apathy, institutionalisation and a lack of self care. In extreme cases can lead to the illusion of job security and belief in corporate policies.

I used to fell things before I started retail management

by j.dinnen February 26, 2021

crisass management

Handling a problem by showing your ass. Usually done by the Kardashians.

Boy #1: Hey did you see Kylie's ass pic?
Girl #1 : Now that's what I call crisass management.

by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015

Cable Management

A threesome where there is multiple dick in a small area.

Me and my bro just a fair bit of cable management with my ex.

by NotBryan121 February 17, 2021