The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

just look at the flowers

what you say to someone who's being really annoying, instead of saying "i wanna kill you".
originally from The Walking Dead season 4 episode 14 when carol tells lizzie to look at the flowers and shoots her.

carol: just look at the flowers, lizzie.
lizzie: *turns around and looks at the flowers*
carol: *shoots lizzie*

person: i hate the walking dead!! it's like really disgusting
twd fan: just look at the flowers, bitch.

by silverd0e April 29, 2014

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013

Loopin with the Doc

Loopin with The Doc is a very exclusive enterprise reserved only for a select society whose members are chosen solely by the Doc himself. Little is known of the nature, fate, or practice regarding membership recruitment, current members, or the society as a whole other than that it is a very competitive and secretive process commonly compared to the mysterious Skull and Bones Society.

Thus, legend has it that members assemble to Loop with the Doc on a very irregular agenda. Members are summoned on a last minute basis via textual communication by the Doc from an untraceable cell phone, undoubtedly disposed of after each group session.

While little is known of its members (and especially the covert Doc himself), what is known is that while Loop sessions occur, not all members are invited at once (allegedly to ensure member anonymity) and when these once-in-a-blue-moon invitations are sent out, recipients respond by doing whatever it takes to appear to the arranged session, canceling all errands and responsibilities, setting Loopin with the Doc as priority number one.

Unidentified VIP Number 1 = 1
Unidentified VIP Number 2 = 2

1: Whats up man?
2: Not much, I just got my CPR certificate yesterday, and I'm about to take my last final that determines if I'll get my PhD that I've spent the past 8 years of my life working for, no biggie, you?
1: Nice, I've got a date with Megan Fox in couple, no biggie.
(VIP 1 and 2's cell phones vibrate)
1: Uhhh I've gotta go, emergency...so much for Megan.
2: No shit dude I got the text to be Loopin with the Doc too, but I dont have a car and I can't run to Mobil on time, can I get a ride?!
(old woman weakly clutches her chest, collapses, and appears to not be breathing)
1: Yeah but we have to leave. Now.
2: Lead me to your car breh!

by samtheman09 January 29, 2010

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Hit the goose where it's loose

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)

1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021

looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

code for "check out the slut"

as stated by Angela from The Office

Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?

by yeeeeebaby December 1, 2009