shrimp gloves

A badass human whose friends called him “hands” in high school.

Watch yourself, or shrimp gloves will snatch yo bitch!

by The real New Guy October 1, 2020

Rubber glove

A glove that goes on the hands, mostly blue in color, and mostly used in the medical field for sanitary reasons.

The doctors are required to use rubber gloves when working with patients.

by Anonymous35927 March 8, 2021

kipper glove

A term to describe your hand after playing with a lady, but prior to washing it.

"She let you put your hand up her skirt and everything?!"
"Yeah man got, a bit of a kipper glove now though"

by bluntforcetrauma December 18, 2016

Butter Glove

The act of covering one's hand in butter, and then ferociously giving a hand job to one's self, or someone else.

Alex: Yo Dave, What's with the stained pants?

Dave: Oh man! That's just butter.

Alex: Man, how the fuck did you get butter on your pants?

Dave: Bro, my girlfriend just butter gloved me so hard!

by ItsHunterBTF November 20, 2013

Gentlemen's Glove

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment

Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.

by dwarvenrogue May 27, 2016

Surgical Glove

When you put your fist in amale/female's anus up to your wrist, and hook your finger on the edge of the anus, pull on it and let it go asyou spread your hands. It's painful but amazing.

Boy: Did you hear about Billy? He gave his girl the Surgical glove, tore her ass apart.

by LizzieDoesntSparkle February 8, 2019

glove plug

A rubberband placed at the base of a used condom so that its contents do not escape once its is placed in a garbage receptical

Damn, let me put a glove plug on that! Your load is so huge I can't have it getting all over my trashcan!

by clownsholet April 25, 2014