A reeeally short guy who thinks he's super smart just because he goes on Reddits it sometimes.
He thinks it's funny to slap people in the face and search up terrible things on their pc.
He thinks it's funny to slap people in the face and search up terrible things on their pc.
"heehee check your search history"
"what did yu do this time"
*checks search history*
"OMG WHY DID YOU SEARCH UP PORNHUB EDGAR THE TEACHER IS GOING TO KILL ME"
"haha i don't care"
"what did yu do this time"
*checks search history*
"OMG WHY DID YOU SEARCH UP PORNHUB EDGAR THE TEACHER IS GOING TO KILL ME"
"haha i don't care"
by The_lord_Cthulhu February 6, 2020

Edgar has a big ass dick ong
by sgksleepy November 21, 2021

A great lover. A men with a heart. But not only is his heart big, but sure is he's dick. Sweet loving caring man. Respects his women loves her unconditionally.
by LoveMaker346 December 21, 2016

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.
by Shuaman June 18, 2019

by blugirl555 September 8, 2012

by yourcoconaut420 October 30, 2022

A conspiracy theorist, funny, taco lover, can twerk ( sometimes). A melanin lover, drinker, smoker, educated but kinda slow, great boyfriend material, fire shoe game, humble when he wants to be, was born in the streets. Has love for his homies, and always down for anything. Juice wrld & Bad bunny has his heart and every other artists that can get him in his feelings and get him lit. Alcohol is his confidence booster, and supposedly a great kisser. AND NOT A CUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!and btw THICC THIGHS SAVES LIVESS<3
by mersadieswiththewagon April 26, 2020
