Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

earl be earling

The act of sassing another person with sarcasm from a state of baldness.

Earl be earling when he asked if his wife tried turning on and off again when she requested his help with a technology issue.

by KayAngelic June 9, 2024

Earl

A very accomplished male
Disciplined,hardworking and organized.intelligent,funny and down to earth.Earls are dependable and are willing to help those in need.They have a radiant smile and deep mentality.Earls are faithful to their mates and are loyal to their parents and siblings.Family is a very important and meaningful situation to them .They are a blessing from God.

Earl came thru again ,just like he said he would!

by Katty Klaws April 13, 2022

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

earl warren

The greatest Chief Justice in the history of the Supreme Court. Presided during the Civil Rights era of the 1960s and helped facilitate the rise of the liberal society of America today. He expanded protections for criminal defendants, strengthened voting rights, and of course engineered Brown v. Board. A true American hero.

Earl Warren is beloved by the left and hated by the right for his judicial philosophy.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.

"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag from someone and fart.

Last night's NYE party was a gas. I had a couple bowls of Taco Soup and this six decided to take me on a closet and started to go to town on my sac. I was so excited I gave her the Earl Grey Duster!

by Slapper Al December 31, 2024