kidney destroyer

A weapon designed by the government (fake btw) to obliterate kidneys leaving nothing but mush

person 1: oh boy what a nice day!
person 2: *fires kidney destroyer*
person 1: nooo! my kidneys

by gaggliewagglie March 31, 2024

Black destroyer

A 17 inch black destroyer dildo, a mutli functional piece of equipment used for many things such as anal, phone holder, cooking, something to beat your children with and most importantly for pain.

Reece:Damn have you seen my Black destroyer?

Rowan: I had to try it out,it left me gaping

by THYT November 18, 2020

Tripe destroyer

when you destroy her insides from intercourse

I destroyed her tripes last night that’s why she calls me the tripe destroyer

by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2022

Destroyer

When you are so stupid that you think people dont understand when you are lying.

Oh, you're such a destroyer

by TEDDY NO March 4, 2017

destroyer of friendship

That one fucking custom uno card where everyone but the person who placed it draws 10 FUCKING CARDS

Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU

by HOLY FUCK IT'S NINJESUS December 9, 2019

nova the destroyer

chad and a sigma male always there for his friends no matter what mdrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

nova the destroyer is a chad

by nicko oooo June 26, 2022

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022