roller derby

A very religious sport played by girls and women of various sexualities.

What’s the guy counterpart of roller derby?

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 7, 2024

denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 6, 2021

Risky Derby

To risk shitting your pants on a school bus

P1:DON'T PLAY risky derby
P2:but..

by shell._.something October 23, 2022

Derby

A strawberry; strawberry flavored.

"You want some derby milk?"

by maavsb December 1, 2024

Derby

The one true derby is hull fc vs hull kr

Not the rivalry between saints and wigan

The Hull derby is the one true derby

by TheOneTrueRugbyLeagueDerby April 16, 2019

Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

Derby

Friedness; ha ha, ha; bleh bark mode; shamaneshamana

Jake: i lost my juul
Skeet: dude its in your f*****g hand
Jake: on no dont say it
Skeet: DERBY MODE ACTIVATED

by Zeldmode July 10, 2021