Pushing ones boner to one side to the point it cracks like when you crack your knuckles. Cracking the wood dose not lead to E.D.D.
#1 I started cracking the wood during sex and I blew hard and I felt weak at the knees.
#2 My girlfried was cracking the wood as she gave me a hummer. Aaawwwhh snap.
#2 My girlfried was cracking the wood as she gave me a hummer. Aaawwwhh snap.
by Dr. Stinkyfinger April 21, 2010
Get the cracking the wood mug.When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge
Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
by fishpickles May 2, 2022
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Get the Crackin' the Kracken mug."Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.
by Lucky Smppth December 4, 2016
Get the Cracked the egg mug.A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
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