still gonna bend it

when your trying to stop taking xanax or other benzodiazepines but you say fuck it and take some more anyway. Usually results in a really good time, threesomes with two sluts, and doing crazy shit involving alcohol and motorcycles and smoking amphetamines.
typical pussy: hey dude wanna come to the AA meeting with us tonight, were gonna smoke cigarettes and all try to pull the meth head girl
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.

later in the night

slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.
by swerty gert February 10, 2019
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bend it like baldwin

To write in a gritty, yet soaring style akin that of classic African American authors, esp. those from the 1920s, 30s and 40s. (Orig. after African American writer James Baldwin (1924-1987))
"Yo, Nathan McCall's my dog, he knows how to bend it like baldwin."
by MCJKM June 09, 2009
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your friend a bend

much worse than "your sister a mister" and can be used to destroy your gang.
Charlie: "your granny tranny."
Conor:"your sister a mister."
Charlie:"your brother a mother."
Conor:" i didn't want to have to do this and it was my last resort but.... your friend a bend."

Charlie: gets pummelled by a lightening bolt.
by .your friend a bend. March 19, 2018
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Bend your bread

Who'd you bend your bread with?
by 12_345_6 May 07, 2016
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Bending your paper

The act of bending your dick while having a massive boner
"Be careful when bending your paper. You don't want to giver her a black eye."
by Kazzy Mathews September 26, 2016
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Bend it like Beckham

When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.
by aggfdsgdsn June 28, 2007
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Deep Knee Bends

The act of squatting over a fire hydrant repeadily down to a 90 degree angle (or further) until satisfied
"Last time I saw you're mama she was doin deep knee bends over fire hydrants. I was like yeeahhh, get down on that fire hydrant Bitch!!!"
by D. Bloch October 11, 2011
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