A person who goes into a high traffic bathroom, a bar or restaurant, or your house bathroom on poker night, and disables the fan, then disables the flush mechanism on the toilet. The perpetrator then proceeds to take a Full Monty, sweat on the forehead, massive backsplash to the ass shit. Then sneaks out the window and comes in the back or front door as if the whole time he was outside smoking or talking on the phone.....He then watches and screams allah as you come out of the bathroom.
Awwwwwwwwwww I got hit by a bathroom terrorist at my party last night, I'm pretty sure it was that goddamn Eric, he blew that bathroom up in Kansas City this year.
by Awwwwwwwwwwwwww February 20, 2013
Get the Bathroom Terroristmug. Visiting multiple bathrooms looking for the perfect one (empty or clean, depending on your needs) before committing to it. Derived from the term border shopping.
Man, this place has some active colons at five o'clock. I was holding my ass in but I went bathroom shopping on all 3 floors anyway... I need my privacy!
by shy bowels December 21, 2006
Get the bathroom shoppingmug. An absolutely lavatorioushly rrretardated conservative man boy, lovers if you will, of the male man pusswassian, who regularly just hasssss to have their sex with a meat lovers pizza and a cup of toilet. They make no sense and neither does this definition, but fuck it.
Church of the Evacuate Digestion
Church of the Evacuate Digestion
bathroom staller: Psst, hey buddy, you know what would go good with this toilet? *tap* *tap* *tap*
guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.
guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.
by Church of the Evacuate Dig October 8, 2011
Get the bathroom stallermug. Use the bathroom
(Utb)
When a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to ejaculate on something, an enlightened Woman may says...
utb!
I.E.
Would you please use the bathroom not me
An accommodating woman that doesn't want to upset the status quo, She might just put her hand on her chest Like protecting herself - Who me?
She will eventually come to her senses.
(Utb)
When a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to ejaculate on something, an enlightened Woman may says...
utb!
I.E.
Would you please use the bathroom not me
An accommodating woman that doesn't want to upset the status quo, She might just put her hand on her chest Like protecting herself - Who me?
She will eventually come to her senses.
by Money budlinks January 9, 2014
Get the use the bathroommug. by luke anstet June 10, 2011
Get the bathroom fingermug. A man who yanks his crank in the school bathroom and GETS CAUGHT! They beat with glee while sipping tea.
The bathroom bishop has one of many henious deeds. He scales the bathroom and protects with might, for if you try to stop him, he will give u that pipe!
by BishopsBiggestFan December 13, 2022
Get the Bathroom Bishopmug. by FunWithGolfers April 22, 2019
Get the Bathroom Blowiemug.