Twinkie Express

The act of pinning one down and dragging your sack across there face while eating a twinkie.

Guy 1: 'That guy is really annoying.'
Guy 2: 'Why don't you give him the ole twinkie express.'

by schmookerdingle February 5, 2017

Twinkie the kid

A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.

Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 20, 2011

Twinkie tumbler

a twinkie tumbler is a lonely desperate man, with no standards, who will penetrate up to a half ton of fat attached to a vagina with his cream filled twinkie.

Jordan Koenegro = a Twinkie tumbler

by Spartn March 25, 2010

Twinkie Hole

1. The hole on the bottom of a twinkie where the cream filling goes in.

2. What a girls ass looks like when you cum in it

I gave that bitch a twinkie hole

by skipunk August 25, 2004

pop a twinkie

to cum, or bust a nut,

damn, that gurl suckin my dick so hard i'm bout to pop a twinkie!

by suki~laa July 29, 2006

Cajun Twinkie

Lickin' muff when Aunt Flo's in town.

I was surprised she didn't tell me about bad timing, but I'm always down for giving the ladies a Cajun Twinkie.

by Nutcracker Kate January 26, 2011

Pearl Twinkie

When one man ejaculates onto another man's penis.

Ben pulled out jizzed all over Roger's massive cock. Roger thanked Ben for the pearl twinkie.

by Reedus March 19, 2010