Stain Rider

A man with an insatiable thirst for taking sluts back to his lair. These woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. The stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair. He becomes disillusioned by the smell of these women in the morning and quickly tries to eject them from his dingy cave.
I was getting some internet marketing done the other day and I saw a chronic stain rider trying to get some pussy during office hours.
by PM101 June 13, 2011
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Rider's Block

After riding ones motorcycle, horse, or bicycle the body's natural defense mechanism kicks in resulting in constipation, and the inability to defecate.
"Man, after that race I really have to poop but I have terrible rider's block"

" I sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn't push it out if I wanted to. I've got rider's block bad!"
by Rammin R Dixon October 29, 2014
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Moon Rider

A Man or woman with a large forehead and receding hair line.

These people tend to look like they could do with a wash.

Usually from "out in the sticks"

Found driving crap cars and riding moons
Look at those moon riders over there....

What are they doing?
- Just riding the moon
by Russ Gill November 26, 2007
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mattress rider

that guy is a mattress rider
by elmeatwado January 24, 2009
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Kamen Rider

A Japanese drama super hero show made in the year 1971 it also has appeared in manga and novel
Showa Kamen Rider are primitive when heisei - so on and so on are better
by Boi dawg July 15, 2019
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Easy Rider

A person carrying hidden drugs. The definition is a direct reference to the scene where Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper hides drugs in the gas tanks of their bikes in the movie Easy Rider.
In Twin Peaks episode 7 Season 1, Bobby Briggs first hides cocaine in the gas tank of James Hurley's Harley Davidson, he then calls the Sheriff's office to tell that James is an Easy Rider.
by Morteen January 29, 2010
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rim rider

A "Bed Event" where a man takes the hard "mushroom cap" of his penis and runs it across and around the rim of a girl's pukered anus but not to penetrate. Therefore rim riding has commensed.
"Girl! Tammus was a rim rider last night for about 20 minutes, it drove me nuts."
by dang chicago August 27, 2008
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