paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Painted Grenade

A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.

Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.

by blucheez September 30, 2011

Paint Hawaii

When having sex, pull out and ejaculate on her stomach or back and the droplets form in the shape of Hawaii on her.

Used as a pick up line. Honey, I would love to take you home and paint Hawaii on you.

by WBL69 July 6, 2012

Microsoft paint

The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.

My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.

by Icenips September 28, 2022

paint room

small room in the cellar used for storing paint and smoking marijuana

yo, let's go bake out the paint room

by jc$ July 18, 2005

Paint whore

When somebody does nothing aside from forcing paint points in nba 2k - typically in an unskilled fashion.

That paint whore took 31 shots in the paint with Luka and didn't shoot any jumpers

by Princeoffame2.0 January 22, 2021

cock paint

the combination of semen and saliva that harden on the tip of your dick

man after susie gave me a blow job there was so much cock paint

by Philip Philippe June 26, 2010