Paul Nelson

Something Jack says when his dementia is acting up.

Jack: Have you ever been put in the Paul Nelson?
Me: huh?

by Chadfear March 9, 2023

Alex Nelson

The rot consumes

Joe: Hey what’s up Ryan
Ryan: the rot consumes
Joe: ok
Alex Nelson: the rot consumes

by fartlek November 29, 2022

Nelson Mauri

Chilean slang for cucumber penile disfunction.

"That weon qlo owes me 5 bucks."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."

by Frutamel Carozzo May 24, 2022

take it nelson

Taking it Nelson meaning taking it easy or slow

There’s only three of us working today so we’re goin to take it nelson

by Ed shippo October 1, 2020

madylin+nelson

Novia and novio

Mady is Nelson novia
Nelson is Mady novio
Madylin+Nelson

by Tupapinel July 1, 2021

arran nelson

Arran Nelson is a ginger child who stole a fortnite magazine from the corner shop down his street.

Guy: hey you hear about that ginger kid
Other guy: who Arran Nelson?
Guy: yeah he stole a 6 pack of bacon from the corner shop
Other guy: woah

by The yummy baked bean October 21, 2019

nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011