typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.
you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.
by mrbukkake March 17, 2013
Get the lobster mummiesmug. A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.
Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.
by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021
Get the Lobster hickeymug. by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021
Get the Lobster Weekmug. Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.
by Benny123 September 18, 2012
Get the Lobster Schwagmug. by Head Kelly January 8, 2014
Get the Lobster Buoymug. by The man of Paul February 4, 2022
Get the Merciful lobstermug. A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017
Get the Spread Lobstermug.