lucifers lettuce

Aka. Marijuanna, also add crazy crutons, aka.hash, and if needed add risky ranch, aka. Hash oil

Lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man Man!!! Itll melt you to the couch man

by superstoner20000 February 29, 2012

pittsburgh lettuce

Pittsburgh lettuce is when you put chips on a sandwich.

Those fat yinzers love to put Pittsburgh Lettuce on their sandwiches.

by primordial superman September 17, 2018

the devils lettuce

Weed. Nuff' said

Look at the devils lettuce bro.

by Uehdihfiiri April 25, 2016

Lettuce Wrap

When a woman rubs your dick in between her pussy lips with and up and down motion.

Teezy gave me an awesome lettuce wrap last night, made me nut like crazy!!!!

by K-Trak November 4, 2007

Dirty Lettuce

Another term of weed.

*Hits blunt* Yeah, thats some good dirty lettuce.

by NPC112 November 11, 2019

Sharpie Lettuce

When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.

Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.

by Miz_pineda May 16, 2015

Lettuce talker

Someone who talks to inanimate objects

Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it

Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it

Me : holy buddy’s a nut

by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022