lucifers lettuce

Aka. Marijuanna, also add crazy crutons, aka.hash, and if needed add risky ranch, aka. Hash oil

Lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man Man!!! Itll melt you to the couch man

by superstoner20000 January 30, 2012

pittsburgh lettuce

Pittsburgh lettuce is when you put chips on a sandwich.

Those fat yinzers love to put Pittsburgh Lettuce on their sandwiches.

by primordial superman September 17, 2018

the devils lettuce

Weed. Nuff' said

Look at the devils lettuce bro.

by Uehdihfiiri January 14, 2016

Lettuce Wrap

When a woman rubs your dick in between her pussy lips with and up and down motion.

Teezy gave me an awesome lettuce wrap last night, made me nut like crazy!!!!

by K-Trak October 18, 2007

Lettuce muncher

A woman that eats women out.

Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!

by imjustabill March 10, 2023

Sharpie Lettuce

When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.

Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.

by Miz_pineda May 15, 2015

Hot lettuce

The feeling you get when your extremely hungover. Hot sweats, chills, nausea, the shits, and the whole shebang. You feel soggy like hot, wet lettuce. I mean, can you really feel worse than that?

"Man, I drank so much last night. I feel like fucking hot lettuce".

by Sydneyp0798 January 15, 2022