Dick Kitchen

Person who is being a dick.
They're so awful that not only are they being a dick, they're cookin' it up nice and hot and dishing it out to the masses.

Originated from the name of a man. His name was Dick Kitchen.
It was too funny to pass up.
by MurrayMLK May 29, 2008
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kitchen dweller

A person who has a tendency to wonder while drunk in a kitchen pretending to look for food ultimately ending in urination.
"oh damn man race is such a kitchen dweller nah what i mean?"

"word"
by YoungIvo March 24, 2010
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Kitchen Aide

The outcome of buying this product. Compare to the lemonade Jim Jones served his followers; kiss of death; ultimate buyers remorse. All one has to do is check online for the limitless blogs, forums, and postings from unhappy customers.
OMG! I'm experiencing "Kitchen Aide" syndrome.....I just bought this appliance and it's already died!

I just got off the phone with customer service......and now I feel like dying...I've never felt so totally punked and tea bagged ever! I hate those choads in customer service!
by KahunaJ November 19, 2010
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Soup Kitchen

When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.
Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this white Ford Transit into a soup kitchen.

Hey are you the bums that turned my van into a soup kitchen?
by Kama Pseudo November 20, 2016
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Japanese kitchen

The act of rolling sushi and then stuffing it in a vagina or anus and then consuming the sushi from the aforementioned hole
Dude I gave this girl a Japanese kitchen on the weekend eating her out and having sushi was such a great bonus.
by CokBloker September 04, 2019
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kitchen cabinets

to put cabinets in your kitchen ;)

well, i guess it could stand for having sex...
courtenay puts cabinets in heh kitchen all the time
by greg April 13, 2004
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kitchen dick

an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.
"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."
by slappinflappin October 11, 2010
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